12 Days of a Hip Babe at Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my hip babe gave to me, a pavlik under the tree.
On the second day of Christmas my hip babe gave to me, two rubber gloves and a pavlik under the tree.
On the third day of Christmas my hip babe gave to me, three wipes to cleanse, two rubber gloves and a pavlik under the tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my hip babe gave to me
four messy turds, three wipes to cleanse, two rubber gloves and a pavlik under the tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my hip babe gave to me five different slings, four messy turds, three wipes to cleanse, two rubber gloves and a pavlik under the tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my hip babe gave to me to me six strangers tutting, five different slings, four messy turds, three wipes to cleanse, two rubber gloves and pavlik under the tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my hip babe gave to me, seven nappies brimming, six strangers tutting, five different slings, four messy turds, three wipes to cleanse, two rubber gloves and pavlik under the tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my hip babe gave to me, eight casts and counting, seven nappies brimming, six strangers tutting, five different slings, four messy turds, three wipes to cleanse, two rubber gloves and pavlik under the tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my hip babe gave to me nine nurses helping, eight casts and counting, seven nappies brimming, six strangers tutting, five different slings, four messy turds, three wipes to cleanse, two rubber gloves and pavlik under the tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my hip babe gave to me ten nights no sleeping, nine nurses helping, eight casts and counting, seven nappies brimming, six strangers tutting, five different slings, four messy turds, three wipes to cleanse, two rubber gloves and pavlik under the tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my hip babe gave to me eleven days of crying, ten nights no sleeping, nine nurses helping, eight casts and counting, seven nappies brimming, six strangers tutting, five different slings, four messy turds, three wipes to cleanse, two rubber gloves and pavlik under the tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my hip babe gave to me twelve new appointments, eleven days of crying, ten nights no sleeping, nine nurses helping, eight casts and counting, seven nappies brimming, six strangers tutting, five different slings, four messy turds, three wipes to cleanse, two rubber gloves and pavlik under the tree.
Happy Christmas from Natalie and DDH UK
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